1. You know you’re making some pretty legit decisions with your life when you get a text like this from your mother.

    You know you’re making some pretty legit decisions with your life when you get a text like this from your mother.

  2. #allthingspumpkinspice2014

    #allthingspumpkinspice2014

  3. tampontears:

mooshoo:

Yo listen, I’m pretty high right now and I’m shopping on Amazon which is just a bad combo. But look I’m about to checkout with this sweet ass sous vide gizmo. It’s in the cart and ready. I just need at least one of you to tell me that this is a good idea. 
Having something cook my food for me is kind of a dream come true.

im high right now and i dont even understand what this thig is. please dont try to cook food in this space fleshlight.

dude, you put some food into a pot of water. you put that space fleshlight into that pot of water. you turn it on. it cooks that fucking food for you. amazingness.

    tampontears:

    mooshoo:

    Yo listen, I’m pretty high right now and I’m shopping on Amazon which is just a bad combo. But look I’m about to checkout with this sweet ass sous vide gizmo. It’s in the cart and ready. I just need at least one of you to tell me that this is a good idea. 

    Having something cook my food for me is kind of a dream come true.

    im high right now and i dont even understand what this thig is. please dont try to cook food in this space fleshlight.

    dude, you put some food into a pot of water. you put that space fleshlight into that pot of water. you turn it on. it cooks that fucking food for you. amazingness.

    Reblogged from: tampontears
  4. Yo listen, I’m pretty high right now and I’m shopping on Amazon which is just a bad combo. But look I’m about to checkout with this sweet ass sous vide gizmo. It’s in the cart and ready. I just need at least one of you to tell me that this is a good idea. 
Having something cook my food for me is kind of a dream come true.

    Yo listen, I’m pretty high right now and I’m shopping on Amazon which is just a bad combo. But look I’m about to checkout with this sweet ass sous vide gizmo. It’s in the cart and ready. I just need at least one of you to tell me that this is a good idea. 

    Having something cook my food for me is kind of a dream come true.

  5. Reblogged from: laughingsquid
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  7. We have a rep from our vendor in India visiting us today. His name is Rajeev and he’s never been to America before. Since I deal with his company more than anyone, Rajeev is basically my shadow all day as I walk him around and explain our processes. It’s lunch time. Do I take him to something local and let him experience American cuisine? Or do I take him to an Indian restaurant so that he’s comfortable?

    I decide to take him to the Indian place. We go in, we sit down and I’m looking at the menu. I tell him I’ve never had Indian so what does he recommend? I look at him and he’s just confused by the menu. It’s not an Indian place. It’s a Mexican place.

    Awkward doesn’t even begin to explain this situation.

  8. Been craving pumpkin beer for a while now. Hopefully these don’t disappoint.

    Been craving pumpkin beer for a while now. Hopefully these don’t disappoint.

  9. micdotcom:

    Apple Watch, Apple Watch, Apple Watch

    Man, these things are going to make going to see movies at the theater a pain in the dick.

    Reblogged from: micdotcom
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