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My name is Joshua Richey. I'm a internet tough guy from just outside Cincinnati. With this page you’ll find a variety of things: could be rants, could be lessons in life, but, more than likely, they’ll just be pictures or videos that make me lol.
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I know that I say that I “need” a lot of shit on here, but goddammit, look at that little dog. He looks like a little Cincinnati Bengals helmet. Thus I need him more than anything. He needs to be mine. I’d even give him a cute name like Who-Dey, Boomer, or Carson.
Hey Chinese lady, yeah you with the giant baby and abundance of watermelons, give me that dog. DO NOT EAT HIM!
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Just another day in Cincinnati.
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2008 has been filled with catching up on TV shows that I’ve heard everyone talk about, but that I had never seen. In doing so I began to notice a trend…
At first I caught up with Friday Night Lights. The first season of that show was probably some of the best television that you’ll ever see. But after that terrific first season, it completely jumped the shark and lost everything that I had originally loved about it. After that came Weeds. Again, that show started off great. I loved season one, but then it too got lame.
After I was finished with all of those, I picked two more shows to catch up on. First up was Californiacation. With that, the trend continued. I adored season one and told all of my friends that they just HAD to see this show; but by the mid-point of season two, I had lost all interest. Then came Dexter, a show so incredible that it surely couldn’t fall victim to this, right? Well, in a sense, no. Dexter was different in that season two was just as good (if not better) than season one, but I’m midway through season three, and, well, things just aren’t the same. I’m not giving up on it yet, but I’m hoping that something big happens to revive my interest in finishing seasons 3 and 4.
Now I’m preparing the next two TV shows that I’ll waste hours upon hours of my life watching. I was thinking about Lost and Heroes, but I’ve heard enough bad things about those shows from the people that watch them every week. I need something that is spectacular from the beginning to end. After a lot of researching, I’ve decided to go with It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and The Wire.
I’m going into both of them not knowing a damn thing about what makes these shows so great, other than these amazing clips which completely sold me.
This is from The Wire. If you’re a Hollywood writer and you want me to watch your TV show, excessive uses of the F-word is a good place to start.
I’ve never watched a minute of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. All I know is that Danny Devito is in it and it’s supposed to be crazy funny. But this short little clip is enough to have me demanding more.
Conan O’Brien making fun of New Moon.
Say what you will about the guy, but the dude knows how to promote himself.
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This is perhaps one of the most clever and incredible things that I’ve ever seen. I must own it one day.
Click here if you don’t get it.
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This is how my lovely Friday morning started…
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How did she get boobs on her back?
…Oh. Nevermind. I see what she did there.
--Tagged under: Hey girl you might be too fat to wear that--
I didn’t think it could get any better than Sixteen and Pregnant, but MTV has outdone themselves once again. I saw previews tonight for an upcoming show called Jersey Shore. A new reality show about a group of guido’s up in New Jersey.
I think we need to create a drinking game for this. How about you take a shot for every fist pump, 2 drinks for every time a guido is oiling up his hair in front of the mirror, and another drink for every popped collar you see.
I got this in the mail today to review. So if you log on to Xbox Live and see that I’m playing a game called Fairytale Fights, you’ll know that I’m doing so because it’s my job…not by choice. Well, it’s kind of by choice.
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Check this guy out. He’s like an angry british version of Shaun White.
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Why yes I am eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. Why? Well, because I’m apparently 10 years old and it’s the only fail-proof thing that I know how to make.
