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These were the first few cards I pulled from my Cards Against Humanity. I’m already in hysterics.

FedEx just dropped this off. This day just keeps getting better. (Taken with Instagram at Mooshoo Mansion)

This morning I’m reading Infinity Gauntlet, because after seeing Avengers four times I wanted to be reminded of just how awesome Thanos can be. As great as the comic is, I can’t help but find myself distracted by the dated advertisements. The early-90’s were amazing.

I’ve got the day off work and the house to myself. Im about to close the blinds and do some very naughty things to these. (Taken with Instagram at Mooshoo Mansion)

There’s an intense staring contest going on right now. (Taken with Instagram at Mooshoo Mansion)

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This is what I do on Friday nights. Take pictures of my freakishly long tongue. (Taken with instagram)

My classy girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen.

I started watching Jon Benjamin Has A Van on Netflix last night. That process has rolled over into me watching Jon Benjamin Has A Van all day today. It’s a little odd to hear Sterling Archer and Bob from Bob’s Burgers voice coming out of this ugly little man, but the show is absolutely hilarious, I think. Check it out.

…the saddest part is that I didn’t skip it.