I’m home sick today. What started off as a sore throat has quickly evolved into le tiredness, coughing (w/ gross stuff coming up), explosive diarrhea, runny nose, and overall achiness…so, yeah, I’m home today.
Here’s what’s on the agenda today:
I’m going to eat a lot of these…
I’m going to drink a shit ton of this…
I’m going to eat some of this…
I’m not moving from this…
…unless it’s to cuddle with this… (though she doesn’t look like she wants to be cuddled)
And I’m going to watch all of these back-to-back-to-back-to-back…
Posting this for my girlfriend/former-Cincinnati-native. Why former, you ask? Because after spending the entire month of December trying to sell me on the idea of moving to Clifton (which is in Cincinnati, the area highlighted) and vowing that nothing bad ever happens there, she was robbed and forced to move in with me in the safety of Northern Kentucky.
This is the ultimate case of “I told ya so.”
Checked Web MD to see what it said about my sore throat, congestion and overall ickiness. Turns out I may have cancer. I may also be pregnant. I also may have aids. Oh, and I may also be pregnant with a cancer infested aids baby.
Thanks Web MD.
EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE.
This is kind of the cutest thing ever. Of course I like to imagine that the following took place immediately thereafter.
I got a present in the mail from Amazon! (Taken with instagram)
This was perhaps my favorite part of Ikea yesterday.
In the bathroom, I was sitting down, doing my business, when I noticed this thing across from me. The blue label stresses the importance of not letting your children run around unattended; so what is Ikea’s suggestion? To apparently have you strap your kid into this seat and force them to watch you go to the bathroom.
27/M/Planet Earf
My name is Joshua Richey. I'm an internet tough guy from just outside Cincinnati. I'm a writer, a movie reviewer, a gamer, an underachiever, a lifelong Bengals fan, an astronaut, a cybernetic spaceman for the future, an archaeologist, and a ginormous nerd.
I write movie reviews over at Movies On Film. As for this site, well, it's a page for a variety of things: rants, lessons in life, memes, and, more times than not, just pictures and videos that make me lol.
