January 2012
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336 Hours Later...
Two weeks ago my girlfriends apartment was robbed. Afterwards, I invited her to stay with me since it was no longer safe there. She accepted. This was my very first experience with living with a girlfriend. The following are my observations… Girls love to hang their bra’s on door knobs. I don’t know what the deal is. Perhaps she’s trying to mark her territory…I...
Jan 26th
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“Yay! They’re making another Resident Evil movie!”
–  nobody
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Movies on Film: Tinker Tailor Solider Spy Review →
moviesonfilm: By: Joshua “I don’t know about you George, but I’m feeling seriously under-fucked!” Richey Wanna know how powerful a movie trailer can be? Had it not been for the epic trailer for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, I never would’ve seen the movie. So I hope that whoever put that trailer together gets a piece of the $11 that I paid to see it.
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Steak n Shake Waitress Conversations...
This happened last night. True story.
Le Girlfriend and I checking out of Steak n Shake.
Waitress: That'll be $14.81
(I hand her my debit card)
Waitress: (Le long extended sigh)
Girlfriend: ...tell me about it.
Waitress: No, it's not that. I just found out that I'm pregnant...
Us: 0_o
Waitress: And I'm really far along...and I didn't know...and I'm mad because I don't want to be pregnant.This is all just...ugh. The worst.
Girlfriend: Oh...well I was robbed today...so...high five?
(Waitress and Le Girlfriend high five)
Girlfriend: Well I hope everything works out for you.
(We walk out to the car. After exiting the restaurant, I immediately turn to Le Girlfriend)
Me: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
Jan 12th
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Finding a laugh in a really shitty situation
Today has sucked. Around 3 pm I get a phone call from my girlfriend, who is calling me on her way home from work. After 15 minutes or so of general chitchat, I heard something that I'll never forget. Her opening her apartment door and seeing that she had been robbed. When I arrived, there was a detective collecting prints. I heard the following on his radio...
Dispatch: We have a robbery on Ludlow.
Officer: What was stolen?
Dispatch: Hair.
Officer: (chuckles) Okay.
Jan 11th
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