February 2012
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Things overheard in Best Buy
Teen 1: Dude, have you seen Drive yet?
Teen 2: No. Is it any good?
Teen 1: No, it's so boring. It's pointless. Nothing happens.
Teen 2: It looked pretty dumb anyway. I heard it's a lame Fast & Furious ripoff.
Teen 1: Dude, it's so bad. Like the main character does nothing but stare at people the whole time. It's so stupid. He hardly even drives.
Teen 2: That sucks. Oh shit! They made a Tekken movie!
ME (Inside my head): I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU.
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Sick Day
I’m home sick today. What started off as a sore throat has quickly evolved into le tiredness, coughing (w/ gross stuff coming up), explosive diarrhea, runny nose, and overall achiness…so, yeah, I’m home today.
Here’s what’s on the agenda today:
I’m going to eat a lot of these…
I’m going to drink a shit ton of this…
I’m going to...
January 2012
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I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
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CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY...
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336 Hours Later...
Two weeks ago my girlfriends apartment was robbed. Afterwards, I invited her to stay with me since it was no longer safe there. She accepted. This was my very first experience with living with a girlfriend. The following are my observations…
Girls love to hang their bra’s on door knobs. I don’t know what the deal is. Perhaps she’s trying to mark her territory…I...
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