December 2008
Tonight's Weapon of Choice
Tucker Max’s Death Mix
750 ml Everclear 32 oz Gatorade 2 cans Red Bull
This always ends badly.
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Thanks Mom (Christmas Morning Edition)
I open a christmas card from my mother this morning and it says the usual. However, there is also a gift card included for the Mall that is worth $300. The following pwnage proceeded to take place.
Me (in my mind): YES! Now what all can I get for $300?
Mother: Joshua, now that is to be used on clothes and clothes only. Understand?
Me: WUT?
Mother: Clothes! I'm tired of you still dressing like you're 15.
Ouch. Epic burn.