February 2009
January 2009
Probably Going To Hell For This...
…but so are you if you laugh.
Smiling Lessons
So you say you want to learn how to smile, huh? Alright, lets see what you’ve got.
Good Lord. Okay, let’s try it again, except this time let’s try to do it without scaring any small children. Okay? Now let me see that beautiful smile…
Umm…okay. That’s not much better. Let’s try easing up on the eye brow, shall we? Also, if...
WatchMy buddy TJ was flipping through channels the other night and stumbled upon this fine piece of work. Unsure of what he had seen, he sent me the above video and it now haunts me while I sleep.
Bitch, you best give him his fan. You don’t want to see him when he gets feisty.
REVIEW: Zack and Miri
I seen tons of movies in 2008, but there was one that I was really wanting to see that I just couldn’t find the time for. Zack and Miri Make A Porno is the latest movie from one of my favorite directors, Kevin Smith. The title sort of explains the movie’s plot in a Snakes on a Plane type of way. Zack and Miri have been friends since the first grade, have an apartment...
Tonight's Pwn
Girl: (laughs) I have a Roethlisberger jersey.
Me: We're now enemies. This conversation is over.
Girl: I don't like the Steelers. Just their Quarterback.
Me: What? That's like saying you're not a lesbian, you just like vaginas.
La Policia Mexicana
I’m not only posting this because it’s hilarious, but also because I want Rosario Dawson to be the mother of my bastard children.
Zombie Bukkake
Guys...
Unless you’re a MMA fighter please stop wearing shirts that say Affliction, American Fighter and Tapout.
Instead, just wear a sign that reads ‘douche bag’.
Please and thanks.
Obama Day!
I called in sick from work today so that I could see this historic moment. It’s so amazing to see how things have developed over the last two years. I backed Barack Obama from day 1. (way before the Iowa caucuses) I didn’t support him because he was African American or because he was the ultimate underdog. I supported him because, unlike most politicians, he seemed to believe in the...
I'm kind of a big deal...
I’m featured in a commercial for G4TV. I’m trying to get my hands on a copy of it now and will post it once I do.
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The Ryan's Penis Story
This is one of my favorite stories. It happened years ago, but I still find amusement in telling people that hadn’t already heard it.
Quick back story: in high school, Ryan, myself and a few of my other friends made this website called Mooshooz. It was a website that had a decent amount of success but that ultimately faded away far too soon. Ryan and I spent years trying to work out the...
