January 2010
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Don't believe we evolved from monkeys? Explain...
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Who did have sex with in ME2?
Nobody, yet. I’ve got Miranda and Jack both wanting me to take the next step, but what about Ashley? I’m worried that if I hook up with either of them, than Ashley will pop up in Mass Effect 3 and call me a cheater. So — throught this playthrough, at least — my Shepard doesn’t look like he’s going to get any ass.
Team Leno or Team...
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Mt. Cody
Now I know that a lot of you have seen Alabama’s Terrence Cody on TV and thought, “I wonder what he looks like with no shirt on.” Well, today is your lucky day.
Terrence Cody w/ Clothes
Terrence Cody minus Clothes
Now that I’ve made fun of the man, watch the Bengals draft him.
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The single greatest gif that I’ve seen in a long time.
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WatchPee-wee Gets An iPad!
Words cannot express how happy this video made me.
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While reading your blog I noticed your awesome TMNT sweatshirt. I had the same one except mine was Michelangelo. Do you think it is possible to find two other people wearing the other two turtle sweaters so we have a complete set?
This sounds like the greatest idea ever. But we’re going to have a tough time finding a Donatello.
Are you as pissed about the...
Mom makes son kill pet hamster w/ hammer for bad... →
When Lynn Middlebrooks Geter found that her 12-year-old son’s report card wasn’t to her liking, she didn’t offer to help him with homework or ask teachers for extra instruction. No, she decided something more drastic was in order…
The 38-year-old mom from Warm Springs, Georgia decided the best way for her boy to learn was to kill his pet hamster. With a hammer. The kid,...
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This has got to be photoshopped, right?
I mean, this woman has had, like, 20-some kids in her stomach just a year ago.
It’s it’s not ‘Shopped, she’s rewriting the law of physics.
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I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
My friend TJ and I are wanting to make a blog where we write humorous movie reviews. It’s nothing fancy, we’ll probably just end up using WordPress or Tumblr to host it, but we’re having the hardest time coming up with possible names.
So now I turn to you…
Name our site. It can be something funny, it could just be an old movie reference, or some...
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WatchMacGruber Trailer
There is so much win going on in this trailer.
- You have a fat Val Kilmer, who looks like Chastity Bono.
- You have Kristen Wiig, who I would watch in anything.
- The bad guys name is Dieter Von Cunth.
- You have MacGruber explaining what a “upper decker” is.
- And the entire “there’s a million wires in here, I’m more of a three-wire kind of...
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useless interesting facts
jessbanks:
1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S.
101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don’t die throughout the movie.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S’s highways....
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What’s the best compliment that you’ve ever received?
“You’re pretty cute…for a white guy”
- Some hoodrat at Wal-Mart (BTW: She was white)
Who is it that you think about when you fap?
Your mom.
Your last meal before death?
Blueberry Waffles from IHOP.
Will you take me to E3 with you?...
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“On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but...”
– Mitch Hedberg
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Quickie Film Reviews
I’ve seen a lot of movies lately and haven’t had the time to share my opinions of them yet, so here you go…
The Book of Eli I liked The Book of Eli a lot more than I thought I would. I’m a sucker for anything set in a post-apocalyptic setting, and that world is especially well done in this film. Everything has been destroyed. Nobody has anything. Food is scarce, nobody...
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