(Source: peterberkman)
This is what I do on Friday nights. Take pictures of my freakishly long tongue. (Taken with instagram)
My classy girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen.

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…the saddest part is that I didn’t skip it.
Being that Zodiac is the only David Fincher film that I haven’t seen, tonight I’m watching me some Zodiac. I’m also going to pretend that the movie is about Bruce Banner, Tony Stark and Donnie Darko trying to track down a serial killer.
What the hell is wrong with me? I’ve never been into movies like that. There’s no way that that film is any good. There’s no way I walk out of that theater feeling good about my decision to see it…but goddammit, I’m so intrigued.
I’ve had a sick fascination with Chernobyl since I had to do a paper on it back in the 7th grade. That’s probably the source of my conscious wanting to see it. I’m hoping that by writing this out and reading it will make me realize how dumb of an idea that truly is.
Hey Tumblr friends, I made this game called Cards Against Humanity and it’s in stock right now.
Best. Game. EVER. Get it now, before it goes out of print again.
I ordered a copy today! I’ve been waiting for this to be in stock for months. If you’ve not heard of it, google it and order a set.
my stapler
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