Covington, Kentucky meets Cincinnati, Ohio.
I’m on the hunt for a new job. This Craigslist offering is both enticing and local. It may be a long shot but please keep your fingers crossed for me.
25 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods
Posting this for my girlfriend/former-Cincinnati-native. Why former, you ask? Because after spending the entire month of December trying to sell me on the idea of moving to Clifton (which is in Cincinnati, the area highlighted) and vowing that nothing bad ever happens there, she was robbed and forced to move in with me in the safety of Northern Kentucky.
This is the ultimate case of “I told ya so.”
Steak n Shake Waitress Conversations...
This happened last night. True story.
Le Girlfriend and I checking out of Steak n Shake.
Waitress: That'll be $14.81
(I hand her my debit card)
Waitress: (Le long extended sigh)
Girlfriend: ...tell me about it.
Waitress: No, it's not that. I just found out that I'm pregnant...
Us: 0_o
Waitress: And I'm really far along...and I didn't know...and I'm mad because I don't want to be pregnant.This is all just...ugh. The worst.
Girlfriend: Oh...well I was robbed today...so...high five?
(Waitress and Le Girlfriend high five)
Girlfriend: Well I hope everything works out for you.
(We walk out to the car. After exiting the restaurant, I immediately turn to Le Girlfriend)
Me: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
I don’t condone taking pictures while you’re driving, but I was driving through downtown and wanted to see how my iPhone responded. Not bad, iTelephone. I think I’ll keep you.
