…omg. This is happening. It’s really happening!
EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE.
This is kind of the cutest thing ever. Of course I like to imagine that the following took place immediately thereafter.
(Source: yearofrebecca)
Kristen Bell is in a new show. In Kristen Bell’s new show, Kristen Bell wears this. Kristen Bell’s new show is now my favorite new show.
(Source: ilovekristenbell)
It’s my future ex-wife’s birthday today.
This year, instead of me getting her something real nice, she surprised me with a gift: a restraining order.
Oh the fun little games we play.
Happy Birthday, Kristen!
I went for the film festival, I stayed for the restraining order…
The Tribeca Film Festival is now just one month away. I got a press release this morning that detailed some of the films that were going to shown during this years festival. This one caught my eye…
BROTHER’S JUSTICE, co-directed by Dax Shepard and David Palmer – This Hollywood satire follows Dax Shepard as he makes the rash decision to abandon comedy in pursuit of his true dream: to become an internationally-renowned martial arts star. Winner of the audience award at the Austin Film Festival and an official selection of the Hollywood Film Festival, it marks the directorial debut of Shepard and features performances by Tom Arnold, Bradley Cooper, David Koechner, Michael Rosenbaum and Nate Tuck. BROTHER’S JUSTICE will have a limited theatrical release in 2011.
Wait a minute.
Dax Shepard will be there? That means that there’s a pretty good chance this his fiance will be there. Who is that, you ask? Oh, just some chick named Kristen Bell, who I may or may not have an obsession with.
My brain cannot even begin to process this newly found information. This is my chance. I need to start working on my pickup lines now.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
What’s your sign?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Watch out! You almost burned me…with your hotness…Want to makeout?
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Random, wonderful, unnecessary, yet totally necessary picture of my future ex-wife.
(Source: iamalfff)
Jimmy Kimmel Live Fantasy League
This video manages to incorporate all of my favorite things. It has my favorite writer, Bill Simmons; it has one of my favorite podcast personalities, Adam Carolla; there’s fantasy football discussion; and there’s a surprise appearence from the future Mrs. Joshua Richey, Kristen Bell.
I’m in love with it even though it’s really not that funny.
