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21 ft. crocodile captured in Phillipines on Sunday

After a three week search, dozens of villagers and experts finally captured a 21-foot, 2,370-pound seawater crocodile that may be the largest one ever captured in the Philippines.

Note to self: Never, ever go to the Philippines.

lololwut?

I didn’t encounter anything like this on the F-train while I was in New York. I’m not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed.

yeahiwasintheshit:

thats a man, baby

lickystickypickyme:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The funniest thing I’ve seen’t this morning. 

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That has got to be one of the top 2-3 weirdest things that I’ve read today…

Tennessee Boy, 4, Found Near Home With Stolen Presents, Drinking Beer

Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl’s dress taken from under a neighbor’s Christmas tree.
The child’s mother, 21-year-old April Wright, tells WTVC-TV the boy “wants to go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.” Wright says she and the boy’s father are going though a divorce.

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Fat Guy dancing to “Video Phone” by Beyonce & Lady Gaga

I’ve got tears running down my face from laughing so hard.